When
I look back and think, what movies were worth the money? I really had to
struggle hard to come on a conclusion not because there were too many great movies
made but, too many over hyped stupid movies released.
Every
movie after release was tagged and flaunted with the millions of business it did
to the audience via
news, critics, newspapers, radio etc.
It
is beyond my understanding that if a movie crossed blah blah million mark does it
necessarily makes the movie good? Or on the other hand if a critic gave movie 4
stars does it really make the movie good?
I
completely disagree. RHTDM was flop according to critics!
I
read an article a while back that said “Ready” was one of the highest grosser
ever in some stupid category (may be the first couple of hours business!!).
That movie is brainless, couldn't tolerate Salman for minutes let alone couple
of hours.
There
was another shitty movie released: Bodyguard, perhaps an EID gift from Salman
bhai to all his fans. According to me he just attempted mockery of whoever
I
hate Salman Khan as an actor but that does not stop me loving his nice attempt
in Veergati and London Dreams. A nice performance is always appreciated. But
the question is...how many people today have that taste? Maybe that’s what
forces these so called superstars to do more nonsense in a lengthy 3 hour
video.
Came
Diwali and there was another gift by so called superstar of India for the
entertainment hungry people of India, Shah Rukh Khan's Ra.One
What
a brainless 3 hour video with great effects, editing, stunts and all that fancy
icing on top. Shahrukh and team were so desperate to make the movie visually
nice that they merged two cultures for the funeral scene. It was a serious
issue but no one cared after all it was a cinematic treat for the masses.
Mere
Brother Ki Dulhan, selling a movie to entertainment hungry people of India
using Yash raj power. Katrina Kaif desperately tries but fails miserably in an attempt to define new age love. A fresh pairing and ridiculous plot was YRF plan to woo
the audience. It’s hard to believe that it’s this power that gave DDLJ or maybe
not, I should have got an idea before with the similar ridiculous movies coming
from them. Don't remember, of-course you shouldn't but here's a little example
of what I am taking about -- Mujhse Dosti Karoge!, Neal n' Nikki, Jhoom Barabar
Jhoom, Laaga Chunari Mein Daag, Thoda Pyaar Thoda Magic, Dil Bole Hadippa!
(Fuck!), Pyaar Impossible etc.
Let’s
get to another movie that I thought I shouldn't have watched. The first
installment was so cute and innocent which forced me to do otherwise. I
regretted it. Double Dhamaal..irritating comedy aka torture.
Chatur
Singh Two Star: ROFL!!….ROFL!! oh fuck ...OMG!! shit!! what the
hell!!.....sanjay is chu****....ha ha ...ok that’s it. I hope you get the idea.
actually
I am rolling on the floor wondering once the film was finished obviously the
editor watched it, director watched it, so called superstar Sanjay Dutt must
have watched it, paid previews conducted all over, released worldwide and then
to masses. At no point did it strike to anyone related to the movie that
everyone in the movie was looking CH****A?
How
could they release such a movie? Wait a minute how can they make such a movie? Wait
a minute more …how the hell, Sanjay Dutt signs such a movie?
Surprisingly,
he opted out of Kaante sequel coz of some reason make him uncomfortable and he
could not opt of … forget it.
F.A.L.T.U:
The movie was average. yeah right! The movie was complete non-sense fiction
trying to pass message to the audience like directors Rakesh Omprakash Mehra or
Aamir Khan. What was the message? Honestly I don't remember and I don't care,
but I do remember they build a fake collage (wow) …my head is aching while
trying to remember more
Dhobi
Ghat: I like Aamir Khan, coz he did say in a lot of pre-release press
conference that people will not like this movie. Indeed, we didn't.
Mumbai
dairies could have been more than what your odd looking wife tried to express.
Patiala
House: A dragging story with so predictable climax, felt sleepy then and
feeling sleepy now.
Game:
Huh? Whatever
Love
U...Mr. Kalakaar!: I don't think anyone is interested in reading about Tushar
Kapoor, lets skip it.
Bbuddah...
Hoga Terra Baap: what was the need to appear as a multicolored clown in a movie
for Respected Superstar Amitabh Bacchan? Similar questions came in my mind when
he did Jhoom Barabar Jhoom, Ram Gopal Varma Ki Aag and Aladin.
Mausam:
No one spoke about it after it ran in empty theaters. Shahid was looking like
C**T with chaplin like mustache grown to portray an Air Force officer. Father
you did a bad job for your son! And even worst for us an audience.
Rascals:
I did not watch it. I learned after suffering previous so called irritating
jokes woven in a star studded 3 hour long video (shamefully they call this
suffering as a comedy feature film)
Aazaan:
Ha ha ha… a director, an actor and stupid teams conspiracy to loot our sane
soul, so I avoided it :)
Tell
Me O Kkhuda: Do you remember the promos; mujhe mere papa ko dhundna hai…so? We
come and watch your movie? Esha Deol, a loser (courtesy Hema Malini)
Loot:
The director of the film was pretty daring enough to gather the worst and flop
actors in the history of Bollywood and then make a comedy movie and release to
masses expecting them to like the film! Did any one of you like it??
Miley
Naa Miley Hum: OMG! The promos made me feel as if the story of the movie was
probably love story between a loser prostitute and loser pimp.
I
am so tired of writing...........but the list still continues.....
My
Friend Pinto
Chargesheet
Delhi
Safari
Yaara
O Dildaara
Bhindi
Baazaar Inc.
Always
Kabhi Kabhi
Naughty
@ 40
Impatient
Vivek
Haunted
3D.......
How
shameless, brainless, clueless, hopeless are the people in our film industry
called as Bollywood, (being called as Bollywood its self sounds so unoriginal
and looks like a step child of Hollywood to whole world but I guess we have
gotten way ahead with that after the release of Slum dog Millionaire lol!!)
Masses
are brain stormed in India with directors and actors blowing their trumpet pre-release
on reality shows, news channels, film magazines, news papers, posters,
hoardings OMG!! The list goes on.
I
fail to understand if a movie made 80 crore in week that does not mean the
movie is hit instead it means crores of expecting people paid money to watch
something entertaining but these dumbass irritated in turn.
If
you are paying anywhere between 100 to 600 per ticket wouldn't that make crores
anyways irrespective of the movie being hit or flop.
There
is another fashion trending, relying on film critic to watch a movie or not.
Why?
Don't
we have brains? Shouldn't we judge, of what we are seeing or paying for? A
critic praising film or a MLA praising a blah blah party is same thing, it's all
money, honey!
Did
you really think that film critics were doing free social work, guiding and
warning to watch and stay away from good and bad movies respectively? Oh how
cute! Wake up sweetie
I
want to write more …
There were of-course some fine movies made. Will talk about it in my next blog.
